“Be My First” Forces Perspectives (But Not Penises)

The arresting cover of this compilation of Eurolesbo fare from 2005 and 2006 made me think that expatriate R. Crumb must have finally thought he was in the right place at the right time, so present are those boots, thighs, and other parts on his adopted continent. But does this movie make good on its boxcover's promise of uninhibited, in your face vaginalia?

Alas, as is often the case with the stills shot for boxcovers, no such configuration of Bambi and Eve Angel occurs in the movie. I should have known that someone named "Bambi" wouldn't be so frank.

Furthermore, our heroine is far more svelte in her scene than she is in her still photo. Good for her, bad for me.

This is one of several pairings in "Be My First." Each is slickly shot with attention paid to capturing each smacking kiss and affected moan. The women are striking and perhaps can be forgiven for fibbing when they said they'd never done girls before.

But the boxcover flimflam can never be forgiven. I'd write my Member of Congress, but I don't think there's an extradition law about misrepresenting vag size.

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