Marital Aid Test Kitchen: (Beware The) Rascal Links XL Butt Plug

After using one of these to shoot down that rogue satellite last week, the U.S. Navy went back to its quarters and did exactly what the Village People knew they would. The Rascal Links XL butt plug (developed by Topco and Chi Chi LaRue Laboratories) is designed to be as memorable going in as coming out.

Read our concerns about it after the gap.

15.5" of SensaFirm, a thermal plastic elastomer concoction, in the form of five tapered ass pyramids and a convenient pull tab make this device a formidable guest in one's ass.

Holding it gently by its ring, the delightful Ava Rose indicated that our relationship hadn't yet proceeded to the Rascal stage.

"Let's just be friends," she said.

For enthusiasts with time on their hands and space up their butts, the Rascal is a challenging treat. Remember, though, that Sensafirm is a porous material, difficult to clean. Bacteria find purchase in porous material easily, so use with water-based lubricant (for the love of Zod, please use lubricant), and clean after each use.

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