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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: “Eden” Forever Dragonfly Ring

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2007_11_27_matk.jpg"There is a purple bug on my penis."

No, silly, this wasn't what Tommy Gunn said during the filming of the Adam & Eve movie "Eden", lensed under duress in Hawaii (wait a minute, how would we know? We weren't invited ...) It is a promotional marital aid tie-in that you stick your cock in. Take that, "King Ralph" Burger King meals!

Like a Bib Fortuna action figure for your or your partner's genital area, this purple, jellylike strap-on bullet, if the advertising copy is correct, "ticklers her sweet spot or his when reversed".

2007_11_27_matk2.jpgLike the edible costume jewelry we got at Halloween, the Waterproof Dragonfly Ring looks strange on us, and presents more problems than it solves. One fits himself through the ring and, depending on which way the bug is pointed, is supposed to arouse whichever partner is on the business end.

We are not aware of any promotional tie-ins for other porn movies, only pornstar-branded products, so in this way the "Eden" selection of products is truly a novelty. But what is most satisfying about this line is the descriptions that accompany each of the several products.

We will leave you with the mood-setting words of this Adam & Eve copywriter:

You lean a rugged shoulder against the tired bark of a palm tree whose leaves shuffle against each other like a lucky deck of cards. A dragonfly sweeps past your face bringing its own tiny, but perfectly cool, breeze. Its reverberating wings barely touch your earlobe, their motor-like hum alerting every nerve in your body to the sensations soon to come. The purring insect races off, revealing the sound of your lover's approaching footsteps.

"I'm so hard now."

· Buy the "Eden Forever Dragonfly Ring" (adameve.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Buy "Eden" (gamelink.com)

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