Morning Wood: Born To Ride

· Believe it or not, we don't have any photos of a famous celebrity on a beach in a bikini today. (Did they close the ocean or something?) So here's Vida Guerra in her underwear instead. We hope you can forgive us. (dailypoa.com)

· A man in England was arrested for having sex with a bike. Don't ask us ... we don't know how that would work either. (sundaymail.co.uk)

· Good news for those of you about to be sent to prison in Sweden—you can still get porn while you're in there. We'll send you some cookies, too. (thelocal.se)

· Art helps explains why "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. They both involve tits though, right? (telegraph.co.uk)

· It's ok to use condoms for disease prevention, but don't tell anyone that they also prevent pregnancy. Because that's the kind of thing you should figure out through trial and error. (nytimes.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Britain wants to adopt a ratings system for the internet, since the one they have for movies works so well. We'll hold open the exit door for you. (contractoruk.com)

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