Seymore Butts Is Working On An Ass Farm

We were asked specifically to look at this film, so we were looking forward to a study of how agriculture met the ass. As Seymore Butts is our nation's foremost ass documentarian, we thought this movie would be like Edward R. Murrow's "Harvest of Shame", except, you know, with asses.

We were wrong, of course, but it was still OK. Join us after the gap for more from Seymore Butts' sex farm. - GP

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The Ass Farmer

Studio: Seymore Butts
Director: Seymore Butts
Cast: Vanilla Skye, Honey DeJour, Veronica Jett, Veronica Rayne, Jordan Blue, Havana Ginger, Kelly Wells, Tom Byron, Herschel Savage

Review by: - GP

As if Herschel Savage doesn't have enough to deal with, someone shows up with a tail.

There's very few porn houses we know outside of the Playboy Mansion. Seymore Butts' is one of them. Located on the Valley side of the Sepulveda Blvd. hill, it was the setting for much of Showtime's "Family Business".

In The Ass Farmer most of the house is used, the camera being operated by Butts himself (he is retired from performing) in a manner both more familiar and less obtrusive than other directors who interact with their performers.

If this is accurate, Havana Ginger is about 11 feet tall.

In The Ass Farmer the house is host to several pairings and triplings, all ass-scented for both the male and female performers.

Butts' metier is the ass, so this group of newcomers and veterans spends a lot of time there. Butts is a 90's-era director, therefore we are not subjected to clinical studies of the nether area, but we are privy to several spontaneous burts of emotion from performers who might not normally get their asses catered to so comprehensively.

It's important to remember, though, that at no point in the movie do we see a farm. Why this movie wasn't called The Ass Housekeeper is beyond me.

Honey DeJour reflects on a job well done.

Notable scenes include a three-way between Herschel Savage, Veronica Jett, and Veronica Rayne and the finale between orthodontically fabulous Honey DeJour and Tom Byron. DeJour turns Byron inside out.

· Seymore Butts (seymorebutts.com)
· Buy "The Ass Farmer" (gamelink.com)

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