Wet Spots: Megan Fox Is More Than Meets The Eye

· Megan Fox will dominate the new Transformers movie, even though her co-stars are killer robots the size of 18-wheelers. She's got some pretty powerful weapons of her own. (maximonline.com)

· MSNBC discovers phthalates, and only about 10 months after the rest of the sex toy-loving world. Yay, mainstream media! (msnbc.com)

· The founder of Agent Provocateur turns down membership in the Order of the British Empire because he thinks Tony Blair is "morally corrupt." Funny ... we always thought that was the chief selling point of their knickers. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Michelle Pfeiffer will not do any more nude scenes without first approving them with her kids. Wait, is Michelle Pfeiffer even considering doing nude scenes? Because we should really be kept up to date on these things. (thesun.co.uk)

· Former Miss Israel Gal Gadot defends the whole "Women of the IDF" promotion. If your army's got it, flaunt it. (upi.com, related party photos @ Gawker)

· "One in three Britons think that if a woman jumps up and down, washes or urinates immediately after sex, she can prevent pregnancy." Hey, UK ... so there's these birds and these bees ... (news.com.au)

· Hermosa Beach, California, denies a business permit to a store called Condom Revolution. That's exactly how the British ended up where they are. (dailybreeze.com)

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