Celebrity Bikini Blowout 2007

We do our best to keep you up-to-date on all the greatest (and some of the not-so-greatest) celebrity beach sightings, because it's important to us that you know what famous people really look like in their most candid moments—especially when those candid moments happen with little or no clothes on. Unfortunately, we've been overwhelmed this week by the glut of vacationing superstars. (Seriously, don't these people have jobs?) So in the interests of saving our time and ruining your bandwidth, we've collected several of the most recent galleries here in one post. Considering that, technically, summer hasn't even started yet—and Jessica Biel is mysteriously on hiatus—this could be just the beginning of a very long and exhausting three months. We're going to need a summer break from our summer break.

· Uma Thurman (Egotastic)

· Gemma Atkinson (the-feeding-tube.com)

· Elisabetta Canalis + Serena Williams (celebslam.com)

· Kelly Ripa (ninjadude.com)

· Anna Kournikova (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Celine Dion (for reals!) + Britney Spears (drunkenstepfather.com)

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Finally, some thoughts on bikinis from a non-famous, but definitely not non-hot model. Maybe some we'll know who she is and she'll get her own post here! (YouTube, via jaggle.nl)

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Previously: Fleshbot's vast "celebrity" + "bikini" treasure trove. See also: Celebrity Bikini Blowout 2006