Flashbot Fleshback: Stop Touching Yourself! (OK, You Can Start Again)

A look back at our week that was ...

· National Masturbation Month is over, but maybe next time you'll know how to behave yourself properly.
· Somebody's a pornstar! Would it be wrong to say he has a face for cuckolding?
· Alison Angel welcomes you into her life. And her bathroom stall.
· We welcome our new Universal overlord. May her reign be a long and sexy one.
· Max Hardcore may have found himself in a bit of trouble, but we hear the feds like it rough.
· Is your LiveJournal running? Because you should probably catch it before it gets shut down.
· We repeat: who doesn't want to see Jake Gyllenhaal on all fours getting a mouthful of Heath Ledger?
· God doesn't really hate us, does he? What about that tree we planted that one time?
· Another week, another set of porn awards to be handed out. We are definitely getting one of our own soon.
· Seriously, you guys are turned on by this stuff, right?