The Mysterious Audrey Bitoni

We know she's 5'4". We know she's at least 20. She's been in about 30 porn movies that we're aware of. She doesn't have an Internet Adult Film Database listing yet. It is eerie that even the internet comes up short on Audrey Bitoni. Sure we could make some calls, sure she probably lives in the apartment building down the street, the one that looks like a monkey's head from the plane. But we prefer to keep Ms. Bitoni a mystery until we bump into her at the Porn Valley Koo Koo Roo.

See more of Ms. Bitoni after the gap. - GP

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Bitoni's image appeared twice in a box of DVDs we just received. A recent survey* indicated that 97 percent of porn purchases are completed on the basis of boxcover photo alone, so we think that "Raincoaters POV 5" and "The Good, The Bad, And the Slutty 2" might sell very well.

Precision is key in all endeavors.

You ever try this? It's uncomfortable, even for the pliant.

*North American Journal of Manufactured Statistics, April, 2007

· Audrey Bitoni's (Doubtful) MySpace Page (myspace.com)
· Buy "The Good, The Bad, And The Sluttys 2" (gamelink.com)
· Red Light Distribution (rlddistribution.com)