Morning Wood: Britney Spears, Fashion Icon

· Rebecca Romijn is a terrible underwear pitchwoman. Who can pay attention to what she's wearing when all we can think about is how she looks when she takes it off? (dailypoa.com)

· Britney Spears, however, may singlehandedly be bringing the whole stripper bra and see through shirt look back for a whole new generation. If it ever really went away in the first place. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Imagine how excited we were to find a link for a book called "Handjob." Imagine how disappointed we were once we clicked on this. We feel so manipulated. (midwestisbest.com)

· New airport x-ray machines reveal everything, yet somehow the results are not the least bit sexy. We must work to improve this technology! (theage.com.au)

· A organization in India wants sex workers to learn yoga because it helps relieve stress and keeps the mind and body sharp. There may be some benefits for the sex workers, too. (hindustantimes.com)

· Now that spring weather has finally arrived, Vermonters can go back to arguing over their state's public nudity laws. Debates are more fun when you can hold them outside. (bostonherald.com + reformer.com)

· Nudists fight for their right to use the local wave pool. Surf City, here we come! (surreyleader.com)

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