Wet Spots: Bring On The Dancing Girls!

· Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria are totally BFFL. We hope the spotlight stays big enough for the both of them or things could get ugly. (egotastic.com)

· A school in Denmark refuses to give up its annual student striptease simply because this year's event turned into a topless lesbian romp that ended up on YouTube. Nope ... nothing inappropriate about that. (metro.co.uk)

· The city of Houston has spent $1.3 million dollars over the last ten years on outside lawyers fees to defend its adult business ordinance in court. Just think how many lap dances those lawyers could buy! (chron.com)

· What's up with Zoo Weekly posting pictures of babes who haven't taken their bras off? Are they not feeling well? (latenightpictures.com)

· Nassau County, Long Island cracks down on the "wall of pornography" at your local convenience store. Where else are you supposed to thumb through dirty magazines without paying for them? (newsday.com)

· It makes sense that lawyers would try to talk people into divorce. With all the boobs (and pecs) in the world, it's a wonder anyone gets married in the first place? (bodogbeat.com)

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