Morning Wood: We’re All Grownups Here

· Even we won't stoop to making a joke about the first half of Russian hottie Anna Semenovich's last name. Wow, where did that bit of maturity come from? (latenightpictures.com)

· A woman in Rome is in trouble for taking a nude dip in the Trevi fountain in Rome, just like in that movie! No, the other one. (cnn.com)

· A pornstar coalition—including political gadfly Mary Carey—went to Sacramento to protest a proposed California tax on adult businesses. No politicians were laid during the making of this protest. (nbcsandiego.com)

· Today's Joe Francis update: The Girls Gone Wild guru pleads guilty to one of the charges against him and gets 35 days in jail. If he survives the whole month, everyone on his cell block wins a free t-shirt. (firstcoastnews.com)

· San Diego Padres outfielder Brian Giles will only do nudity if it's essential to story of a baseball game. Or if he's just really, really bored. (aolsportsblog.com)

· Idaho State University officials covered the windows at a campus art gallery to keep unsuspecting eyes away from the nude photos. That concludes our coverage of everything that's happening in Idaho. (ktvb.com)

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