Michelle Marsh Will Not Be Ignored

As you're well aware if you've been paying attention around these parts since ... well, forever, the market is competitive for big-breasted models in Britain these days, and if you want to find work you've got to know how to grab some attention. Dating a famous football player helps, as does a giant lower back tattoo that you aren't afraid to show off. When giving interviews it helps if you swear a lot and allow yourself to be quoted out of context in a way that subtly implies lesbian tendencies. Most of all, it's important to have an incredible rack. Fortunately for Michelle Marsh, she's got all the bases covered—as she amply demonstrates in the May issue of Maxim UK. She already gets plenty of attention in her home country, but perhaps this latest appearance will help spread the word far and wide. After all, there's more than enough of her to go around.

· Michelle Marsh - Maxim UK - May 2007 (dailyniner.com)

Previously: Catching Up With Emily Scott: "Australia's Sexiest Woman", Britain's Best Boobs: Move Over, Keeley!, 100 Hot Footballer's Wives, Sophie Howard Makes Her Move, Maxim UK's Girls of 2007, Vote For Lucy Pinder!, Michelle Marsh Does Maxim