Wet Spots: Flying High, Riding Low

· The last remaining building of the old Mustang Ranch—Nevada's first legal brothel—was burned to the ground (on purpose, by firefighters.) Any other burning sensations you feel are your own problem. (businessweek.com)

· Uma Thurman has a whale of a tail to tell you. Er, how you. You know what we mean. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· A British radio station is giving away a chance to legally join the Mile High Club. You can only give away so many pairs of Madonna tickets before people tune out, you know. (yahoo.com)

· Meanwhile, Joss Stone's wardrobe seems to be flying pretty high today too. Does it still count as an upskirt pic though if there's not much skirt to look up in the first place? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· "Most women's self-esteem goes way up after breast-enhancement surgery." You don't say? (philly.com)

· Carmen Electra: lesbian or marketing tool? Only Joan Jett may know for sure. (pinknews.co.uk)

· Voters in Tampa try to choose between the do-nothing candidate who gets a free ride on backs of other people's hard work ... and the guy who runs the strip clubs. (tampabays10.com)

· Nude art classes teach students about the intricacies of the human form. There's also boobies. (story + video @ mercedsunstar.com)

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