Wet Spots: Flying The Friendly Skies

· These vintage pictures help explain how stewardesses (sorry, flight attendants) got such sexy reputations. Who wouldn't be attracted to chicks who know how to fly? (thrillingwonder.blogspot.com)

Those pictures must have been taken in a more innocent time before flight attendants started masturbating on sleeping passengers. Maybe there's such a thing as the skies being too friendly sometimes? (twincities.com - thanks Scott)

· Gisele Bundchen has racked up a few frequent flier miles herself, which is why she's an international supermodel. And her cover photos sure beat flipping through a Sky Mall catalogue. (gorillamask.net)

· A x-rated fax from Kylie Minogue to her former boyfriend is up for sale on eBay, which we personally find very upsetting. No one should ever have to have long-distance sex via fax machine. (dailystar.co.uk, via wired.com)

· Let's get this straight: asexuals aren't interested in having sex with anyone, ever? And people think we're the freaks. (abcnews.go.com)

· A bit of advice: do not attempt to light your matches on an actual woman's ass. Although, we might be able to direct you to a club where you can try that for a small fee. (random-good-stuff.com)

· Learn more about having eco-friendly sex. Don't worry, it doesn't involve doing it on a compost heap or anything like that. (canada.com, via Fark)

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