Popshots of the Week!

For six straight days, no porn happened anywhere in the world. The Internet shut down and crickets were heard rubbing their legs together in the labia of your favorite stars. Just as suddenly, today everything started up again. Join us, then, for porn that happened so recently that P.A.s in North Hollywood are still slipping in it.

We begin with the sparkly Lindsay Meadows (being serviced by a Fleshbot Favorite we will meet tomorrow). - GP

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I can't tell you how delighted I am that our long national nightmare is over and "Britney Rears 4" is in production. I can't tell you because I would be lying to you if I did. Regardless, what is not to love about Jamie Elle (flanked by Seth Dickens and Donny Long), playing Britney Rears' little sister and addicted to the aphrodisiacal properties of lollipops? We could populate this site for several days (and Wonkette and Gizmodo, too - we're not proud) with Elle's facial expressions throughout today's shoot, but we won't.

Here are Shy Love and a dude named Reno. Reno, like many guys in porn who can more or less break your face, was very nice. Shy Love, a mover and a striver, was all business.

"He can't pop on my hair or face because I have a photo shoot later," she said to the director, Wesley Emerson.

"Your pussy, then?" Emerson suggested.

"Pussy's great," Love replied.

Finally, Fleshbot readers "met" Faith Leon earlier this week, so you know that she can even make file cabinets sexy.

· Sinsation (sinsationpictures.com)
· AllMediaPlay (allmediaplay.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive