Porn Valley Dispatch: Ron Jeremy, Literary Hedgehog Lion

February 16, 2007
GPONATE2

The writer's life is filled with depression, rages, uncertainty, and a solipsism that may best be characterized as auto-fellatio. Who better, then, than an actual autofellater (also ZZ Top's next album) to move ink-stained wretchery from the metaphorical to the real?

Ron Jeremy is signing his book, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Hollywood" tonight at one of L.A.'s great old bookstores, Book Soup. The autograph session begins at 7 p.m. Come early, come often, come in your own mouth! - GP

· Book Soup (booksoup.com)
· Order: "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Hollywood" (Amazon)