Morning Wood: Be Our Valentine

· OK, Michelle Marsh—we already conceded that you and your countrywomen like Jana Defi have huge boobs. No need to rub it in. (On second thought, a little more rubbing would be nice.) (the-feeding-tube.com)

· Valentine's Day is a great day to lose your virginity—unless you're a teenager in Thailand, in which case you should probably just go to the movies. (reuters.co.uk)

· Have you heard of these things called "blogs," where people write about intimate, personal details and then put them on this thing called the internets where anyone can read them? Please, tell us more! (stuff.co.nz)

· Anna Nicole Smith is not the first former Playboy Playmate to die tragically at a young age, although we're not sure Pat Sheehan's heart attack at age 74 makes her exactly "cursed." (foxnews.com + thesun.co.uk)

· Women deserve the best things in life, so why do they settle for second-rate sex? If you have to settle for anything it shouldn't be orgasms. (msnbc.msn.com)

· We're not sure if you should take this romantic "advice" from the mad geniuses of history. Just because a guy figures out relativity doesn't make him an Einstein in the sack. (mentalfloss.com)

· Finally, just a reminder that pornography is a "poison" that is "left in your brain forever"! We guess we should have told you that before we showed you the boobs, huh? (byu.edu)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives