Morning Wood: Joanna Angel Gets Crowned

· Russell Crowe's rugby team has done away with cheerleaders because he says they make the fans feel "uncomfortable." Um ... isn't that the point? (news.com.au)

· The ever-regal Joanna Angel took home the crown for Crossover Move of the Year at the 5th Annual XBIZ Awards last night in Hollywood—but in case you were up all night wondering who won the coveted Alternative Billing Service of the Year award, you can find a list of all the winners right here. (xbiz.com)

· The Breast Cancer Society of Canada turns down a $6,000 donation because it came from a group of strippers. Maybe they were upset because it was in Canadian dollars? (cbc.ca + canada.com)

· Here are ten ways to guarantee yourself a bad sex life. Not having any sex at all would probably No. 1 on most people's list. (sexuality.about.com)

· A French hosiery maker unveils a new line of pantyhose for men, ensuring that jokes about sissy Frenchmen will live forever. (uk.news.yahoo.com)

· Atlantic Beach, Florida, presents "The Hoohaa Monologues." Somehow that's even more offensive than the original title. (local6.com)

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