Flashbot Fleshback: Who Needs The Lingerie Bowl Anyway?

In case you need something else to keep you occupied during halftime instead of watching all those overblown ads on TV (which you can still catch online come Monday morning anyway), herewith the week that was in Fleshbot:

· Janine and Jenna: together at last. Enjoy it now before the hype consumes you.
· Apparently, Paris Hilton has powerful friends and good lawyers. Either that or no one is willing to pay $40 for boring crap they can find with a free Google search.
· Joanna Angel still knows how to throw a party. Even if we couldn't attend because it was in the wrong city.
· Sam Cooke just might be the next Keeley Hazell ... or the next Sam Cooke, which would still be pretty cool.
· Michelle Aston could definitely hurt us, but only if we ask nicely.
· Heather Vandeven is the Penthouse Pet of the Year. Maybe. Probably. We're like, almost completely sure.
· All you need is some seed money and some helpful tech elves and you too can build your own porn empire!
· So ... obsessing over books about teenage wizards seems kinda silly now, doesn't it?