Morning Wood: Sex Toys Of The Rich And Famous

· Denise Richards wants you to know that she enjoys the beach just like any other Hollywood star. So noted. (drunkenstepfather.com, also seen @ hollywoodtuna.com)

· If you're a high rolling Silicon Valley venture capitalist, don't think for one second that you can invest in a luxury vibrator company and a Gawker Media blog won't find out about it. At least $470 vibrators won't make your balls shrink. (Valleywag)

· Who needs a Wii when you can play Porn Manager 2 on your cell phone? Fast-paced action and high quality graphics are totally overrated anyway. (pocketgamer.co.uk + gamesdog.co.uk)

· Forget Porn Valley ... the new adult movie-making hot spot is Muncie, Indiana. It's not the home of Ball State University for nothing. (thestarpress.com)

· When Playgirl came along, it sort of changed the way that people think about porn. Especially if you have a thing for cocks. (bgnews.com)

· Eighty percent of Israeli parents say their kids don't surf porn websites. In a related story, 100% of those parents have no idea what they're kids are up to. (ynetnews.com)

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