Wet Spots: We’d Like To Thank The Asscademy

· January 31 is the absolute last day for sexy 2007 calendars, so the Girls of the University of Illinois Engineering Department just barely got in under the wire. They were probably too busy erecting structures or making test tubes overflow or something. (girlsofengineering.com)

· We have not yet received our Asscademy Award, but it's a honor just to be nominated—even if we could do without all the turd jokes. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

· Ah, the old "burn a penis drawing into your school's yard with weed killer" gag never gets old, does it? Oh, wait ... yes it does. (sky.com + Boing Boing)

· A new survey says that rich people have better sex, proving once and for all that money can buy happiness. (Like there was ever any doubt?) (foxnews.com)

· Raid my strip club and charge the dancers with prostitution once, shame on you. Raid my strip club twice ... what the hell kind strip club are you running over there? (thesmokinggun.com)

· ABC News says porn won't settle the format war between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray. We bet they have a lot of fun trying, though. (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives