Morning Wood: Sometimes A Polish Sausage Is Just A Sausage

· Forget the SAG Awards: it's time to honor the true heroes—graphic designers who can work a cock and balls into an otherwise innocent corporate logos. Presenting the Phallic Logo Awards. (b3ta.com, via wired.com)

· Playboy is planning to introduce a new channel that's all Jenna Jameson, all the time. You can't escape, so stop struggling. (upi.com)

· What do San Franciscans think about Kink.com taking over the famous armory building? Let's just say that complaining about kinky people in San Francisco won't win you a lot of sympathy. (sfgate.com)

· You know the cheesy music in porn films that isn't very good and most people just ignore anyway? Well, John "Buttman" Stagliano takes that stuff very seriously for some reason. (Note: this may be the first time Reuters has published the word "Buttman" in a story.) (reuters.com)

· Neurologically speaking, female orgasms are so powerful that they could kill a mortal man. That sounds like a pretty good way to go. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· A Canadian cellphone company is now selling porn downloads. Those guys need something to keep them warm up there during their long, long winters. (canada.com)

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