Jesus Loves All The Little Dildos

"Great prices and fantastic customer service while keeping Jesus Christ at the center of it all." That's the business philosophy of Christian sex toy shop My Beloved's Garden, which aims to help people get down and dirty ... within the confines of a loving marriage, of course. Some might say that the very nature of a sex shop (particularly one that sells the "Anal Invader"—currently out of stock) goes against God's teaching, but we'll leave that one up to the theologians. On the other side of the fence are concerns from Web Celeb Violet Blue and others who object not on religious grounds, but because some of their products and advice may not lead to the healthiest of sexual experiences. All we know is that if Jesus can see fit to love the Erection Master and all its extra pleasure ridges, then maybe there's hope for all of us.

· "because the baby jesus loves it when we shove thunder balls in our asses" (tinynibbles.com)
· Christian Sex Toys Help to Make More People Ashamed of Sex (thegreatrealization.wordpress.com)
· My Beloved's Garden - Christian Sex Toys (mybelovedsgarden.net)

Previously: Flirty Fishing: Doing It For God, Celebrity Butt Plugs, ExExEx Church, Divine Interventions