Porn of the Moment: “Booty Tales”

As so much quality material is released by our nation's dream factories, it is unfair to limit the releases that catch our eye to a single Porn Title of the Week. Hence, "Booty Tales" and what it means to me.

While vacationing in scenic Bogue Chitto, MS, certain of our less-inclined-to-success nephews demanded to see the PBS Kids program "Dragon Tales" every day, twice. I know this is hardly the forum, but what a horrible show. Who were these kids' parents to let them go to Dragon Land every goddamn day?

"Whaddaya say we go explore the Forest of Darkness together?"

"Vamanos!"

Please.

All I'm saying is that if they went to Booty Land, things would make a whole lot more sense. - GP

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