Wet Spots: For The Record, We Never Wear Pants To Work Either

· Rachel Nichols is an amazing actress ... we assume. We've never seen her in anything but these bikini shots, but you can just tell she's talented. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Giorgia Palmas on the other hand is, um ... Italian ... and uh, ... sorry, what were we saying again? We got distracted by some nipples. (dailypoa.blogspot.com)

· Thankfully we missed this year's No Pants! Subway Ride in New York. See, this is why we don't commute to work. (nydailynews.com + gothamist.com)

· Yet another Miss USA contestant has to step down as Miss New Jersey went and got knocked up. At this rate, we're going to run out states soon. (cnn.com)

· Speaking of pageants, Venus Swimwear makes its move as the "official bikini sponsor" of the Miss America pageant. Is the "Official Bikini Inspector" job still open? (jacksonville.com)

· How do you handle a potential sexual harassment law suit from one of your ice skating cheerleader employees? Simple, make her out to be a racist, sex-obsessed whore. Works every time. (nydailynews.com)

· A hospital in Taiwan wonders what Michelangelo's David would look like if he was having some issues, uh ... down there. You know, certain questions just don't need to be asked. (voyage.typepad.com)

· So how do devout Muslim women enjoy a day at the beach while still keeping their bodies covered? Here's how. Well, at least they save money on sun screen. (dominicantoday.com)

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