Morning Wood: Lindsay Is So Transparent

· Lindsay Lohan's new dress allows you to pretty much see what she looks like without her shirt on. You already know what she looks like without her pants on, so put two and two together. (americanidol2006blog + egotastic)

· Mariah Mary Carey is not clear on the concept of dressing rooms. Or underwear. Or shame, apparently. (video @ tmz.com)

· So Katie Rees gets booted from her Miss Nevada post, then gets handed $2 million to work at a casino in Las Vegas? Gee, girls who actually win beauty pageants are suckers. (accessatlanta.com)

· Cherie (UK First Lady, wife of Tony) Blair's new BFF is married to Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees. How nice. Oh ... and she used to do porn back in the '70s. Did we forget to mention that? (thisislondon.co.uk)

· "The fulfillment of women is at the heart of the experience of sex." Hmm ... we think we've heard that somewhere before ... but we can't quite put our finger on it. It's right on the tip of our tongue, too. (andhracafe.com)

· It seems the boys at NASA used to have a pretty good sense of humor back in the day. Naked ladies sure beat "lunar rover" jokes, if you ask us. (playboy.com, via Boing Boing)

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