Wet Spots: The Nipple Bowl

· Jessica Alba greets the new year by taking her nipples for a romp along the beach. We're told in certain cultures that this augurs well for the twelve months ahead. (egotastic.com; more @ wwttd.com)

· More glad tidings for the new year: Jillian Beyor is Playboy's first CyberGirl of the Week for 2007. The remaining 51 weeks of the year have a lot to live up to. (dailyniner.com)

· We have no idea who these female soldiers are or where they're serving. We do know, however, that we like the way they salute. (softblog.it)

· Take this Nerve quiz and test your sexual knowledge of 2006. We totally would've scored better if we had been able to remember that chick who kept on getting caught by the paparazzi without her panties on. (No not her—the other one.) (nerve.com)

· Jenna Jameson says that she has an issue with the fact that most male talent in porn is totally unrealistic due to their use of performance-enhancing supplements. Which is, of course, why she's dating a pro fighter. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Meanwhile, we finally figured out the only way songstress Mariah Carey and pornstress Mary Carey can reasonably settle their ongoing legal squabbles: a hot girl-on-girl nude Dove Cream Oil wrestling match. Hey gals ... you're both winners!

(See more @ 10 Zen Monkeys and TMZ.com)

· If you're going to the AVN Awards next week, photographer Michael Grecco wants to hear from you for a book project he's working on. Of course, you'll probably have to look like a porn star to expect a call back. But we still figured we'd help spead the word. (michaelgrecco.com + avn.com)