Wet Spots: The Last Word On Britney’s Crotch

· So this whole Britney Spears upskirt brouhaha was just some sort of elaborate product placement? You know, a billboard up her skirt would be the best advertising money Victoria's Secret ever spent. (britneyspears.com; more @ CNN)

· The Sun wants to know who the young woman is caught in an orgy with several British soccer players. It's all on tape, of course, so we're sure all there's at least one internet detective out there on the case—if not several hundred. (thesun.co.uk)

· A new safe sex campaign from Belgium encourages folks to actually, you know ... talk to the person you're fooling around with. Hmm ... why didn't we ever think of that? (blogger.xs4all.nl)

· Radar Online helps single folks find the best area of the country to suit their specific sexual tastes. For example, fans of hentai porn should get themselves to Oregon. Or Japan, whichever is easiest. (radaronline.com)

· Five Indiana firefighters will have to take lie-detector tests to figure out who ordered the porn on the station house's TV. If that doesn't work, everyone will be grounded ... and no dessert for a week! (theindychannel.com)

· How many times do we have to say it, people? If a guy claiming to be a priest offers to let you take a bath with his girlfriend, don't trust him! (reuters.co.uk)

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