Wet Spots: Sometimes A Banana Is Just A Banana

· Is Jenna Jameson engaged? Apparently, she's wearing a diamond on her finger, but to be honest we weren't really looking at her hands that closely. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· A street performer in Milan is entertaining commuters not with singing or with guitar playing ... but with lap dances. That will certainly get you to come to work on time. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Sharon Osbourne says that if her favorite act on "X-Factor"—a UK talent show on which she is a judge—reaches the semi-finals, she will bare her breasts on national TV. Her favorite act was then immediately disqualified. (thesun.co.uk)

· Shanghaiist tries to explain the story of an 18-year-old girl who will no longer eat bananas after being traumatized by a condom display in her local store. Yeah, those things are impossible to peel off. (shanghaiist.com)

· Meet Heba Kotb, the Dr. Ruth for the Muslim world. Insert your own joke that's respectful to all religious faiths here. (hebakotb.net + chron.com)

· Some neighbors in Wellington, New Zealand, are complaining about a strip club where anyone can just look in the window and see nude dancers. The rest of the neighbors are worried they might close the curtains. (stuff.co.nz)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives