Morning Wood: Putting Up the Decorations

· Thanks, Fleshbot readers, for letting us know that Keeley Hazell is always welcome around here—which is great news because we probably would have kept bringing her back anyway. (Fleshbot)

· We are aware, by the way, that there are hot girls out there not named Keeley. Diora Baird, for instance—who amazingly, is not even British. See? We're not as obsessive as you think. (bastardly.com)

· This beautiful chandelier is actually made from, ahem ... onanism cups. You might want to avoid standing directly underneath it. (janchipchase.com + tenga.co.jp, via Boing Boing)

· Then again, we suppose if you were wearing this wedding gown made of 12,500 condoms you could stand pretty much anywhere you wanted to, though prolonged periods in direct sunlight might get a little uncomfortable.. (spluch.blogspot.com)

· The world owes so much to Los Angeles. Well, Porn Valley, anyway. The rest of the city we could take or leave. (But we're New Yorkers, so we're supposed to say that.) (latimes.com)

· So you're dating a gorgeous, out-of-your-league girl, who gives you great sex and she loves porn? Are you writing for advice or to rub it in? (people.co.uk)

· Just so you know, firemen can legally be fired for having sex in a fire station, but if you're going to end your career that's not a bad way to go. (nydailynews.com)

· This season, beware of the Christmas tree "pornaments." On the other hand, they are great way to keep the relatives from staying too long. (local6.com)

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