Popshots of the Week!

Did Chief Massasoit mandate pictures of pornstars as they really are at the first Thanksgiving? Yes, he did. Did Abraham Lincoln envision our Popshots of the Week feature when he made Thanksgiving a holiday? Yes, he did. He was that good. Do you care that you are seeing these pictures one day late? No you don't. In fact, you are very happy.

Let's begin with a scene 'twixt Sascha, Kimberly Franklin, and Havana Ginger for Vivid's tentatively-titled "Metrosexual". The photo was taken through the greenery, much like Myles Standish. Our Thanksgiving gift to you is cock-shadow, which Ben Franklin once suggested as the national bird. - GP

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Though Vivid director Paul Thomas (right, with Sascha) is more associated with Easter, we thought the autumnal hues of the "Metrosexual" set were Thanksgiving-appropriate.

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Also-Rannies Starlet of the Year Lorelei Lee, left, is seen with "O: The Power of Seduction" star Adrianna Nicole. They are, sadly, not available for your Christmas party.

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Ron Jeremy with Taylor Wane in this authentic Pilgrim hat. Wane, from Newcastle, England, has benefited directly from reaction to the Puritans' repressive zeal.

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Finally, rocker/party dude Dave Navarro at the launch party for XFanz. No, Navarro is not a porn star, but he clearly likes to hang out with them and, perhaps, share makeup tips. It is worth noting that Navarro wore these cosmetics to an acoustic set.

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Previously: Popshots Archive