Wet Spots: Kate Moss’ Gigantic Ass

· Kate Moss will outlive us all. Or at least her gigantic naked ass will. (mediabistro.com)

· Actually, we prefer advertising that's less obvious and more naughtily subversive. We'll wait here while you figure it out. (sandeepmakam.blogspot.com)

· Actually, forget what we just said. Sometimes, it is best to just be as direct as possible. No room for confusion here. (20minutos.es, via sexblo.gs)

· A Florida teenager was arrested after breaking into a home and racking up $260 in DirectTV porn charges. You know ... most people steal jewelry or something, but we understand the urge is tough to fight. (news-press.com)

· If you're going to speed through a school zone, flip your car, and have to get rescued by the jaws of life, it'd be nice if you had on clean underwear. Or you know ... underwear. Any clothes at all would actually be great. (wkyc.com)

· Three sailors are thrown out of the Spanish Navy after filming a porn movie on board a Navy vessel. By the way, could this news story be more disappointing? They don't even tell you were to buy the DVD! (typicallyspanish.com)

· We salute this editorial that says pornography is "not shameful." Unless you want it to be, you nasty little freak. (thetartan.com)

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