Morning Wood

· The Sun kicks off the week a preview of Katie "Jordan" Price's 2007 calendar. It's a shame that she's such a shy girl; now she has to live with the humiliating knowledge that we'll all be drooling over her boobs for the next twelve months. (thesun.co.uk)

· A politician should be open with the voters, but putting naked pictures of yourself on your campaign posters might be a bit much. (washingtonpost.com)

· Is Google News muscling in on our territory? We know you want to take over the world, but leave the witty headlines and fake Jessica Simpson nudes to us please. (searchenginewatch.com)

· Apparently, many cash-starved young women work in the sex industry to pay for college. This isn't really news; we're just upset that we may have gone to the wrong college. (hindustantimes.com)

· A new poll says that the Volvo Estate is the best car to have sex in. Preferably while the car is not motion—the highway has enough crazy drivers already. (thesun.co.uk)

· "Ski Porn" is a "hard core" movie with no plot and no dialogue? Sounds great. It's actually about skiing? Stop screwing with us like that! (aspentimes.com)

· The Archbishop of Perth is worried that the Anglican church is obsessed with sex. And what else is new? (gaynz.com)

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