Morning Wood

· Molly Sims and friend engage in some hot girl-on-volleyball action. Nice teamwork, ladies! (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Adult bookstore owners can breathe easier as cops have arrested the bandit who has been terrorizing Denver's porn businesses. The DNA evidence is, unfortunately for everyone, quite overwhelming. (thedenverchannel.com)

· Forget the Hummer, where can we pick up one of these babies? (flabber.nl)

· "Gay pornography is not what one expects to see on prime time television in Belarus." Don't we know it. It also doesn't usually cause international incidents, but when you're dealing with Latvia, anything goes. (spiegel.de)

· Nicole Richie lost her cellphone, so naturally, that means naked pictures of her and her friends should hit the internet any day now. Unless the phone is destroyed out of respect to the internet. (ninemsn.com.au)

· If you look at a lotus blossom sculpture and all you see is a penis, maybe that says more about you than it does about the art. Although, if it's anything like the art we're used to around here, it probably does look like a penis. (suntimes.com)

· Hey, we're as patriotic as anybody, but if you want to wave Old Glory while walking around drunk then put some pants on, for pete's sake. (forbes.com)

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