Perhaps frustrated by the fact that ignoring her physical appearance for so long has allowed such callow pretenders to her throne as Ashlee Simpson to be considered bona fide sex symbols—and not merely content to let sculptural depictions of her condition to get all the publicity—Britney Spears appears very naked and very, very pregnant in a photospread in the new August issue of Harper's Bazaar. Not everyone seems to be a fan of the whole Britney-as-MILF thing, but we think she hasn't looked this good in public in a long time; hopefully she'll still remember how important a professional stylist and a little concealer can be once these nine months are up.
· Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures (hollywoodtuna.com; also spotted @ hateon.blogspot.com and Egotastic)
Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™: Britney Spears, Pregnant Wishes, Expandemonium, "My Ass Is Haunted", Pregnant Jen