Wet Spots

· A gallery of over 500 pictures taken of babes at the Erotic LA expo should be a great way to pass the evening, provided you don't have a seizure due to the banner ad from 1994. (iesb.net)

· A brothel owner in New Zealand had to go back to his original job - doctor - because he can't find women willing to work for him. Guess it's pretty hard down there for a pimp. (That's the last time we use that joke. Promise.) (nzherald.co.nz)

· The good news is that doctors have found the spot in the brain that triggers female arousal. The bad news is that they know how to turn it off, which means the line "Do you have mirrors on your pants? Because I can really see myself in them" will, sadly, never work again. (Sploid)

· Wanted: Sperm Testers. Couples only. Man must take little pill for 30-days. Man's partner must swallow his load, tell us if it tastes like apple pie. Low pay, but good benefits. Spitters need not apply. (lovehoney.co.uk)

· An Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh: Admit you have a problem, own up to your mistakes, and say these magical words, "Hello, my name is Rush, and I'm addicted to Viagra. (viagraholics.com)

· The owners and operators of Ray Guhn Productions — the guys behind Cum On Her Face.com — have been arrested in Florida on charges of prostitution, racketeering, and producing and selling obscene material, with more arrests to come. We're not lawyers or anything, but isn't the entire economy of Daytona Beach built around those things? (pensacolanewsjournal.com + xbiz.com - thanks, Bud)