Wet Spots

· Wimbledon officials are cracking down on women's tennis players this year, nixing tops that are too low or skirts that are too high, thereby eliminating the best reason to watch Wimbledon. They do know that Keeley Hazell is not actually entered in the tournament, right? (thesun.co.uk)

· This is the greatest gossip item of all time: Jimmy Stewart, a.k.a. the nicest man in the history of Hollywood, was once "forced" to go out and bang two hookers to prove to Louis B. Mayer that he wasn't gay. Wow, celebrities really are just like us! (femalefirst.co.uk)

· We're thinking about digging up our old high school yearbooks after hearing the story of one school that got a precious memory of their classmate's junk. There's just got to be a stray ball or nipple in there somewhere. (app.com)

· If you've been hanging out in camgirl chat rooms and wondering why the ladies keep putting their shoes on their heads, Screenhead may have the answer. Not that anything associated with You're The Man Now, Dog ever makes much sense. (Screenhead + ytmnd.com)

· Singapore is the second worst city in the world for lovers, and it is also the fifth rudest city on Earth. Coincidence? This writer thinks not, and the solution is obvious: everyone in Singapore needs to get laid. (asia1.com.sg)

· We're still on the lookout for the topless photos that threaten to take the Miss Universe Australia crown away from Erin McNaught. Then again, the pageant director says "she's done nothing, in my view, that is beyond her representing us." The land Down Under should be very proud. (heraldsun.news.com)