Morning Wood

· Bless the entertainment bloggers who toil long hours to compile huge collections of photos from say ... this weekend's MTV Movie Awards. No nipple slips, see-throughs, or upskirts (boo!) but there are lots of blowing kisses and women just generally looking hot. It's a dirty job, but we're glad someone did it. (egotastic.com)

· The Guardian takes a look at hardcore sex in mainstream films (including the success of John Cameron Mitchell's "Shortbus" at Cannes) and wonders when porn and Hollywood might finally merge. Will we ever see an A-list actor or actress doing X-rated things? And if so, is there any way it could be Keira Knightley? Please? (observer.guardian.co.uk)

· Hot chicks in mini-skirts and cut-off tees using their sex appeal to sell drinks in a bar? Shocking, we know, but such is the life of the shot girl, the tipsy cousin of both the booth babe and Barker's Beauties. You didn't think she offered you that drink because she's in love with you, did you? (boston.com)

· A new study says that having sex late in pregnancy does not make the baby arrive any sooner. Expectant fathers—and mothers—rying to get a little action will now have to come up with a more convincing excuse. (irishhealth.com)

· Utah does battle in the courts over its dubious attempt to regulate adult-oriented email. It's hard to fight a law called the Child Protection Registry statute (unless you hate children, of course), but if Nigerian bankers and Vioxx salesmen can't be contained did they really think they could stop the juggernaut that is online porn? (tooeletranscript.com)

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