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Wet Spots

CELEBRITY

· Thinking of selling your defective laptop on eBay to some gullible customer? Make sure you wipe the hard drive first, or else everyone else on the internet might get the impression that you're, say, a pervert who likes taking upskirt shots of girls on the subway. (Consumerist)

· Oh, MySpace: only you could give Marie Osmond's oldest daughter a forum to seek out sex "as many times as possible," her other daughter a place to self-describe as a "whore," and cause their mother to lash out at you in righteous anger. How did our kids ever become corrupted without you? (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Less than thrilled about seeing Nelly Furtado and/or Joss Stone in their bikinis? Maybe these shots of Adriana Lima posing in one will get you excited instead. If they don't, seek help immediately. (egotastic.com)

· Welcome to Pasco County, Florida, where the county's six nudist resorts (count 'em, six!) fight tooth and nail for the local naked vacationer market. We just hope they're fighting in mud or Jell-o the way God intended. (orlandosentinel.com)

· Speaking of nude tourism, a Sherpa has shocked the world by allegedly standing on top of it (Mt. Everest, that is) and taking his clothes off. We're not mountain climbing experts, but we do know that is one place you do not want to get frostbite. (Sploid)

· New research suggests that a person's sexual arousal and function could actually be hard-coded into their DNA. So instead of blaming your poor bedroom performance on alcohol, you can now blame your parents. If you don't mind killing the mood even further. (discoverychannel.ca)

· As if burning down sex shops wasn't bad enough, some anti-porn fool tried to poison an adult store in Jacksonville, Florida with a homemade chemical attack. Fortunately they failed, but we think some people need more constructive outlets for their anger. Remember, just because it's there doesn't mean you have to look at it. (news4jax.com)

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