DVD Review: “Pulse P.O.V.”

The Point of View porn format is tricky because the camera is supposed to be your eyes and, by extension, the hands reaching into the frame are yours and everything else one sees that does not belong to the starlet being viewed is yours too.

Robby D.'s new production stars Robby D. as you and, borrowing from his other series for Digital Playground, features himself as an often awestruck narrator. But whereas Mr. D. leaves the fucking to others in his other movies, in "Pulse" it's all Robby D., all the time. Well, Robby D. and You, that is. Read our review after the gap.
- G. Ponante

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Pulse P.O.V.

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Codi Milo, Jasmine Byrne, Holly Morgan, Alexis Silver, Nautica Thorn, Honey

Review by: - G. Ponante

Watching Mr. D. romance Holly Morgan, Jasmine Byrne, Alexis Silver, Honey, and Nautica Thorn leads me to put myself in his place. Would I be as smooth with the ladies as Robby D.? Would I be able to make small talk about peanut butter with Holly Morgan? Probably not. I find, though, that having a camera helps almost as much as having a few drinks.

Unlike most other movies, however, "Pulse" has Robby D.'s dick in it (as played by Scott Nails' dick, that is). That didn't happen with "Blade Runner" or "Stand By Me". One gets used to it, though. With other porn movies the viewer can at least be satisfied that the director isn't getting laid (like "Atomic Vixens"). With this one, Robby and/or his stand-in is gettting all the business.

"I can see your nipple through that shirt," D. says to Honey, channeling my exact thoughts.

"Thanks," she says. (She is grateful that I still pay attention after all these years.)

I would like to have been on the set of the scene with Honey, because she was groaning in pleasure even when our dicks were nowhere near her. At one point, a pair of hands grabbed her ankles. How did the camera stay up?

Honey was a little too strident and affected for us, but what a dynamo. Jasmine Byrne as a compromised maid and titan-breasted Alexis Silver both took very good care of us. But it was Nautica Thorn, who let us come on her glasses in exchange for a contract, who provided the perfect porn star experience.

"That was fucking hot. That was so fucking hot ... that felt so good," we told her. "I'm having a fucking heart attack. Oh shit," we said.

My time as Robby D. was well spent, though I would have rather we had been serviced here on the Gawker Media jet or at some of the trendy porn journalist parties we attend rather than in the standard-looking Porn Valley locations. But if you have to be a tourist on someone else's fantasy, "Pulse" delivers.

· "Pulse P.O.V." (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Pulse P.O.V." (DVD info and trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
· Robby D. (robbyd.com)

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