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· Bad Jocks tries to make up for Northwestern women's soccer's lack of salaciousness by posting a cornucopia of college sports initiation pictures, complete with whipped cream bikinis and all the Sharpie-created penis drawings you can handle. Don't these kids ever have time to practice? (badjocks.com)

· What kind of world do we live in where a man can't have a Jenna Haze blow up doll delivered to his house without some heartless thug stealing it right from his front door? Is nothing sacred?(gamelink.com + thesmokinggun.com)

· The Village Voice takes a wistful look at the final days of an old fashioned porn palace in Queens, one of the last XXX theaters in the New York City. There's just no place anymore for people who like to touch themselves while surrounded by strangers in a dark room, is there? (On second thought, we know of plenty of places like that, but the popcorn is lousy.) (villagevoice.com)

· A seat belt and very strong bra strap are credited with saving a Florida woman's life as she was shot at while riding in her car. She must have been wearing that new 18-hour bulletproof vest. (upi.com, video @ tampabays10.com—but, sadly, no shot of the bra)

· Move over, Lorena Bobbitt: every cheating husband's worst nightmare is now this Pennsylvania woman who allegedly removed "two parts of male anatomy" from her spouse ... with her bare hands. And you thought your wife was a ball buster? (Sorry, too easy.) (abclocal.go.com)

· Finally, cast your vote on this message board at XXX Porn Talk for the world's filthiest pig. We're not talking barnyard animals—although if you know a porn star who has performed with one, we're sure they'd get some serious consideration. (xxxporntalk.com)

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