Wet Spots

· First they started cracking down on sexy booth babes at the E3 gaming expo ... and now Naughty America: The Game has been banned from the upcoming event because of its adult content. Which strikes us as excessive—after all, isn't creating alternate identities and having cybersex with complete strangers the whole point of video game technology to begin with? (kotaku.com)

· Meanwhile, Macworld reports that the Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD battle will likely be won on the porn front. Since we still have an entire boxful of old "Swedish Erotica" Betamax tapes sitting around somewhere, we're in no position to predict how it's going to turn out. (macworld.com)

· We're sure it was just coincidence that lovably wholesome TV Land has created a new series that happens to share the same name as a fondly remembered erotic program on Showtime; besides, since there has to be more than a few "Leave It To Beavers" and "I Dream Of Jeannie's Ass" tapes in the back room of your local video store, it's probably just a case of unintentional homage. (tabloidbaby.blogspot.com)

· Our apologies to Tera Patrick for mentioning Jesse Jane's VH1 appearance yesterday without noting that the program is actually being hosted by Tera and her husband, Evan Seinfeld. The couple is also staring in an upcoming VH1 show about Evan's rockstar adventures—though isn't sleeping with Tera Patrick every night adventure enough? (avn.com + vh1.com)

· Good news from the equal opportunity sex trade department: Spain will soon get what is believed to be its first brothel with male prostitutes catering to women. In a less surprising turn of events, the madam "has had no shortage of men" who want to get paid to have sex, making it especially easy out there for at least one pimp. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Finally, it turns out that adult entertainers will be getting their complimentary "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" bibles after all, which means they'll finally be able to highlight their favorite commandments as they're breaking them. (sploid.com)

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