Wet Spots

· Students at Carnegie Mellon get to watch XXX porn on campus; meanwhile, we're still waiting for a beleaguered New Orleans postal service to deliver our screener copy of "Pirates". Some people have all the luck. (kdka.com)

· "Some keep their pompoms active, like Onya, a sculptured former college cheerleader. On Sundays she works the sidelines for the Washington Redskins. But weekdays find her urging gynecologists to prescribe a treatment for vaginal yeast infection." Surely we're not the only ones who find this New York Times article on sexy pharmaceutical company reps kind of hot? (nytimes.com, registration required)

· Modern technology brings us the miracle of the Atari 2600 joystick vibrator. We think the condom is a nice lo-tech touch. (homemade-sex-toys.com)

· Arnold Gone Wild in Rio: you've seen the video, now hear the remix! (.mp3 download @ yousendit.com - thanks Matthew!)

· CBS and Oprah try to prove once again that beating the old horse about online porn addiction can still rake in the viewers. Hey, it's still sweeps month after all! (wcbstv.com + avn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives