The Soil of a Man’s Heart is Stoney Curtis

Few porn directors have blogs, and fewer still update them, making it difficult for the scholar to get an inside view of life on a porn set. Let's face it: porn bloggers like myself are so well paid by the studios that we can't be trusted to give an objective opinion about anything, what with all the cash, cars, and elective surgery the companies throw at us.

It's hard to tell the truth when you're being fellated by, like, six people at a time.

Stoney Curtis, owner of Lethal Hardcore (of Phat Buttz Drain My Nutz fame) maintains a somewhat-regularly updated record of the goings-on on Lethal Hardcore sets. In addition to hosting the adult industry flake resource Porn Star Performance, Curtis enlightens readers of his blog with descriptions like, "(Brooke Haven-pictured) did a raging anal with Grand Canyon gapers."

Who knows what that means? All I know is that all the kids are saying it, and it sounds like a recent dinner recipe that called for aging brine and Grand Cayman capers.- G. Ponante

Previously: Porn Review Limericks: All Azz Edition, Porn Star Performance