Sex Toy of the Week: The Venus

Although The Original Venus comes in an impressive array of sizes, models (including a deluxe version for "the ultimate fulfillment of your feminine illusion") and pubic coif colors (like auburn and strawberry blonde, or bald if you prefer that dewy prepubescent look), we wish its website provided more detailed operating instructions so we could get a better idea of just how exactly it's supposed to work. Suffice to say that we're pretty sure a fully functioning strap-on vagina involves some serious tucking action. You can probably figure out the rest yourself.

The Original Venus (product info @ mslisasdressingroom.com, via Get Swank)

Previously: The Bulge, The Chin Dong, Natural Bra, Strapon Gallery, Female Pumping, Cup O' Pussy, Cynthia Plaster Caster