Britney’s Porn Party

No one knows exactly what Britney was up to while Justin was shaking his money maker at the Super Bowl last weekend, but according to MSNBC, "Reps for the belly-baring star are livid over an article in the U.K. tab News of the World that claims Spears checked into the trendy Sanderson hotel in London under the alias Jade Moet and rented 'Sex Truck' and 'Double-D Housewife.'" Maybe she was just feeling homesick? (There's also an item on Star Jones attending a stripping class in the same article, but we're really sure you don't want to know about that.)

"Spears may sue tabloid over blue-movie report" (MSNBC - thanks Chris)
See also: "The Best of Sex Truck 2" (onino.co.uk)
"Double-D Housewife" (fair-shopping.co.uk)
See also: Britney and Morality (via Boing Boing)
Previously: Trinity - The Biggest Fan, Britney Morph Porn