A Field Guide to Eva Green

Without a doubt, one of the most exceptionally crafted creatures to ever walk this earth, Eva Green has been a godsend for anyone who loves a truly beautiful woman. She has been a muse for many directors, lately goth weirdo Tim Burton, who has always had a thing for tall, slender, busty brunettes. Him and 85% of  the rest of us, but most of don't have a venue to express such longings.

Eva's back in Burton country again this weekend when she co-stars in Dumbo, the director's latest live-action adaptation of a beloved Disney animation classic. This is all the excuse we needed to assemble this guide to the native Parisian's absolute best of the breast moments in on-screen nudity!

Eva started big in the world of cinema, making her screen debut as the object of desire for every male in legendary director Bernardo Bertolucci's penultimate film The Dreamers. Filmed when Eva was 22, she holds up to comparison with the Venus De Milo, a universally recognized representation of unattainable beauty...

Every single thing she does in this film is sexy beyond words. She dances in a way that suggests a carefree, liberated, free-spirited woman, and as the voluptuous being she is, Eva can't help but add absolute smoldering sexuality to that equation...

Not to be crass, but honestly, I don't know how you haven't managed to stop reading this article and start jerking off already. This isn't just a star is born kind of performance, it's a grab you by the dick and make sure you remember her name for the rest of time kind of thing...

This was the perfect woman. She upped the ante in her next high profile role as Vesper Lynd in the Daniel Craig Bond debut Casino Royale, becoming the woman who tamed James Bond and ingraining herself in the public conscience. She kept mostly covered up on screen over the ensuing years, though, coming back in a big way with a double dose of nudity in 2o11.

First she sexed up the series Camelot with her bewitching performance as the legendary Morgan Le Fay, where she revealed her rack to a wolf in an attempt to soothe the savage beast. It had the opposite effect on most viewers...

She also had a sexy shave in the tub with Ewan McGregor in the little seen romantic drama Perfect Sense...

2014 saw Eva getting knee deep in the world of comic book adaptations. In March of that year she bared her breasts as a vicious warrior in the big budget prequel 300: Rise of an Empire...

Later that summer, she played a femme fatale of the highest order in Robert Rodriguez's mostly disappointing sequel Sin City: A Dame to Kill For...

Her multiple, noirish nude scenes are the film's only saving grace. They look incredible when removed from the context of the rather subpar material around them...

Finally, in the fall of 2014, Eva returned to the boob tube in the gothic horror romance series Penny Dreadful. As Vanessa Ives, Eva was one of the forces for good in this wackadoo series about witches and monsters and all manner of crazy stuff. In the show's fifth episode, Eva bared her breasts while writhing around in bed as she is violated by some sort of unseen being...

Crazy stuff, but Eva's always dared to go where other actresses might not dare. She is a true treasure and we can't wait to see where she turns up nude next!

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