Mistress Kawaii Is An Evil Easter Bunny Who Wants To Murder You In Your Dreams

The Evil Easter Bunny Has Plans For Us All

Mistress Kawaii is a mistress who lives and works in Portland, Oregon and here, she is cosplaying (I hope, please God) as an evil Easter Bunny who wants to murder us all through our dreams. She talks about our fear of the Easter Bunny at the mall when we were kids and how we were actually afraid of that costumed rabbit because we were afraid of being exposed for how BAD we are. OK....not the worst theory ever.

Anyway, the Evil Easter Bunny wants to enter our dreams and murder us because of how much we like big tits and big asses and well, if that is cause for murder, the line of people who deserve it is long for this dream invading rabbit. I never thought of Easter being the holiday with the evil dream entering entities. Halloween? Yep, for sure but definitely not that fluffy pink, candy filled spring holiday.Look how wrong I can be. Well, I will be over here drinking all the Mountain Dew. You can't catch me if I don't sleep!

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