Sally D’Angelo Resents Evelyn Payne’s Arrival Over at Perv Nana

Nana Has Her Own Agenda and It Involves a Lot of Fucking.

Personally, I think incest or even fauxcest seems like a lot of unnecessary drama and work. I mean, if there’s a bad breakup that’s going to make the next family reunion more interesting, but not in a good way. PervNana demonstrates how difficult it can be to date outside of the family once you’ve dabbled in your own gene pool. Blood is thicker than water, as they say, and likewise, “The Jealous Type” is even more toxic when it’s related to you, so just imagine how much fun it must be to introduce your new girlfriend to the relative you’ve been banging; in this case, Nana.

Sally D’Angelo is no run-of-the-mill Nana. For shallow, purely observational reasons she stands out as exceptional. After all, she has enormous breasts that are either the work of an insane plastic surgeon or the result of some kind of atomic testing procedure. Whichever they are, there’s no looking away from them. They don’t just have their own zip code; they have their own gravitational field. They are big.

For a reason I’m still struggling to understand, Nana Sally and her epic bosom are in the kitchen of her upper-class suburban home when grandson Nicky Rebel arrives with his new sweetie, Evelyn Payne. Nana is thrilled to see Nicky, but she’d clearly rather snack on used cat litter than acknowledge the increasingly confused Evelyn. Understandably, the cute little blonde is hurt when her boyfriend does nothing to defend her from accusations of being a stripper and a slut. Instead, he insists that Evelyn and Nana just need to get to know each other better. Nana has another idea, how about her grandson and his girlfriend sleep in different bedrooms while they visit? She’s not going to contribute to the delinquency of her descendent.

Now, pretend none of that happened.

Nana appears at Evelyn’s room and apologizes for her previous, rude behavior. She’s just worried about her grandson, who she says is a player who likes to cheat, drink, and party. She thinks Evelyn deserves better. By the way, better means Nana. How else can the young woman experience an actual orgasm, as opposed to whatever her grandson has been passing off as pleasure? “Don’t you want to see Nana’s tits,” she asks the much more modestly breasted girl. “They’re so nice and big.”

Indeed, they are big, as established previously. Nana is a character, an X-rated cartoon caricature; and she is fabulous. Her breasts are almost as big as her personality, which means she broadcasts her meanings in large print and isn’t subtle in any observable fashion. She’s a brassy, cunty, lusty, petty, clownish, trashy trophy wife who never shuts up, and she lights up the screen whenever she appears on it.

Evelyn, by comparison, is such a sweet girl, regardless of whether she’s a stripper, a slut, or just a slim blonde in a summer dress. She seems to genuinely like Nicky and be shocked at his grandmother’s behavior. But hey, she’s offering her an opportunity that may never come again, so soon Nana is pulling Evelyn’s panties down and admiring her most tender bits, including the quintessential landing strip of pubic hair. She assures the girl that they’re going to be really good friends. Nonetheless, it is impossible not to be cautious with Sally, even when her mouth is on Evelyn’s pussy.

Naturally, because this is yet another house where nobody closes the bedroom door, Nick catches sight of his grandmother and his girlfriend in a very compromising position. Instead of being glad that they’re getting along so well, he is rattled and needs to visit with Nana later to process the whole thing. By then, she’s chilling in her own bedroom, wearing a lovely matching satiny robe and underwear combo while journaling. Nicky wants some answers, and he wants them quickly. Sally claims, quite seriously, that she needed to seduce Evelyn to see if she was good enough for him and to reveal her for the gold digger that she is.

If you thought Nicky’s character was a spineless wussy when his Nana was calling his girlfriend a slut and banishing her to her own room, you’ll really have respect for him once he lets her guilt him into some hot GMILF action. She stops talking long enough to suck his cock before assuring him that he doesn’t need a girlfriend because she’ll take care of him. Then she crawls on top of him for a session of reverse that she totally owns. She may be “The Jealous Type,” but she’s got some wiry muscles that work.

Naturally, due to the lack of bedroom doors and the abundance of dumb luck, Evelyn comes wandering into Sally’s bedroom while this is all going on. Given how loud Nana gets while being fucked, it’s hardly a surprise they’ve attracted attention. Evelyn, who is willing to listen to more explaining than the average girlfriend, condemns what she’s seen, saying, “That’s some twisted stuff.” She officially steps into her power in this scene, calling Nana on her bullshit and accusing her of being the only one Nicky has been “cheating” with.

Since conflict is an aphrodisiac, at least in porn, this obviously leads to a hot threesome. A “fuck off” competition if you will. If Nana wins, Evelyn goes away and never bothers Nicky again. If Evelyn wins, she can spend the night.

“May the best cock sucker win,” Nana wishes aloud, before nursing on Evelyn’s petite breasts. Then the two competitors do the unimaginable, which is collaborating on a single goal. Or a single penis, more accurately. A penis and its two luscious balls. One lavishes oral attention on the sticky-outy part and one lavishes attention on the dangly bits. Then they switch.

It’s a surprisingly friendly competition, given that Sally urges Evelyn to climb on top of her grandson and ride him reverse, they playfully shake their butts for his pleasure and Nana noshes on Evelyn’s neatly kept lunch box.

Nana isn’t the only one who rocks the house with her voice when she’s getting banged. Evelyn gets loud, as well, and Nana goes back to bossing her around in her shrill, highly effective way. The ladies switch places and eventually wind up scissoring one another on the couch and ottoman.

You gotta give it to Nana. She may have gray-white hair (with some fashion-forward dark tips) and she may look like she spent too much time in the warm California sun, but she can definitely both take it and dish it out. With the end in sight, the femmes drop to their knees with Sally both begging and demanding that Ricky, “Cover us up, baby! That’s your gift to Nana. Give it to us! Drain them balls! Drain them! We want every fucking drop.”

An obedient grandson, Nicky ejects his semen at a high rate of speed, first on Evelyn’s face and then on his Nana’s. After licking each other clean, the previously insecure and jealous elder woman proposes that not only did everybody win but perhaps they could go for round two.

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